*cue badass theme music* Hi. My name is Lauren. I am a very sugoi and exciting person, with many fascinating hobbies and talents. I dislike dumbs like Koreans, Mexicans, Whites, Blacks, straight people, Homosexual Americans and Christians, as well as styrofoam and dubbed anime. I was born over a hundred years ago. My parents are Maito Gai and Gol D. Roger. I don't have a mother. Real men don't need mothers.
I currently live in Texas, the greatest state in the world. I warn you - I'm a student at a prestigious community college, so you probably don't want to get into a serious debate with me unless you want to taste crushing defeat. I am sitting here, twirling my moustache, wondering what sort of beneficial message I could impart to you, dearest reader-chan. I guess I should throw the fact that I'm NOT single out right now, just so you can't claim I was leading you on, as so very many have in the past. My bf is a clever guy, though not as clever as me (of course, lol!). "I wish I were as clever as you," he always complains. "Shut up, Albert Whinestein," I retort coolly (most things I do are cool).
Just kidding - I am single, with no 3-dimensional romantic interests. I just wish I had known Albert Einstein - like, biblically - just so I could use that comeback on him. He'd be all, "Oh snap, I just got served." Witty exchanges like this will occur all the time when Lauren: The Anime comes out. Yeah, its still in its early stages, but I think we both know how big it will be. You should start writing fanfic for it now, before it becomes mainstream and all those retard-o fanbrats are all over it.
SCREW CONCLUSION PARAGRAPHS AT THE END! What is the point of summing up everything I just said?! They are like fucking flashbacks during potentially badass episodes.
- livejournal (the only social networking thingy I actually use. I hate myspace and facebook ... and other journaling sites are either lacking or vomit-ugly)
- del.icio.us (one of my goals this year is to read over 9000 Naruto fanfics)
- myanimelist.net (and to watch my weight in anime)
I don't really use any other sites anymore. It's too much work. Oh, if you want to email me or something, catch me at southbirds@gmail.com ... If you want to contact me in a different way, improve your own stalking skills.
So I'm heavily into animanga right now. I'll list which five I currently love best for no reason than it makes me feel good.
- One Piece (especially Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, Robin, Nami, Franky, Brooke, Sanji, Chopper, Smoker, Mr. 2, actually pretty much everyone)
- Naruto (especially Naruto, Jiraiya, Itachi, Shikamaru, Gaara, Sakura and a lot of other people except for Sasuke)
- Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (especially Simon, Kamina, Viral, Yoko and Boota - NOT Rossiu)
- Tekkon Kinkreet (Kuro and Shiro forever, though every character is fucking perfect)
- Gintama (Gintoki, Katsura, Hijikata, Okita ... actually like everyone)
No. You cannot.